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The NBA, Zumba, and Cunnalingus

Pockets attended a Zumba Class…not sure what Zumba is….i’ll help you out…



Now i didn’t listen to the audio…but doesn’t that shit look hilarious…


And all because Pox got beat in a Connect-4 game.  I will point out that he won the first two games…so why then would you agree to a bet on the third…alteast do a best out of 5 or 7 that would still give you the advantage…But nope…little pockets learned his first lesson in gambling…that there are risks involved and it caused him to gyrate those hips in yet ANOTHER arena.  We all thought it was going to be like a punishment to him….boy were we wrong though. Pockets came back showing off all his moves and bragging about all his accomplisments…brah…fucking…voh pox….happy gay birthday.


Pox, i couldn’t find a delivery service that allowed you to perform cunnalingus on them…apparently they all work together and all shut down for the same 4 days or so…guess they are on the same cycle….Oh, Tiffany i didn’t see you there….the only girl that gets a present on her man’s birthday…you lucky girl.


You know what’s bullshit?  The NCAA/NBA rule that a player needs to play in college for a year before they can declare for the NBA…What, you think that you keep Carmello in for a year and suddenly he’s gonna decide the be a fucking rocket scientist? No, he was born to play ball…all you have done is give a year to potentially cause him injury and lose him millions of dollars.  See, i’m all for an education…but you give an 18 year old a choice between millions of dollars or 4 years (even free) a potentially millions less…but a degree which are they gonna choose?  The only logical fucking decision is to choose the money….unless you think you can make your draft stock go up by playing in college for a year.  Because seriously….so they fall out of the NBA…their grades are still the same as they would be…and they haven plenty of money to pay for college….A Bachelor’s is a hell of a fall back.  


See they want you to think that its all about the kids….But fuck that…it’s all about the money…for all parties involved…here’s how it goes…I already explained the student/nba rookie.  But when you look at the NCAA young talent are the cash cows for them.  They don’t have to pay them shit and they insure that March Madness will live up to the hype….See the NCAA makes a shit load of money off of their tourney and off of young talented players….and you know who else makes a shit load of money off of it…the universities.  And you know they say “well the kids are getting a free ride”.  Yeah, that’s awesome and nothing to be sneezed at….but when you look at the amount of money the colleges are paying for a “free-ride scholarship”  vs. the amount of money that kid could generate for their school…well the young ball player can hock a fucking loogie right through whatever the university is throwing up.


Oh, and players are just going to find loop holes…remember Brandon Jennings…yeah you do…he scored 55 as a rookie…with the fucking Bucks.  So now when we could have some additional income coming into america…instead we are letting our young talented kids play professionally overseas.  Not only do we miss out on that year or so…overseas basketball is a completely different style than NBA ball.  So you can either wreck the kid’s confidence….or change his style of play…and now he will no longer fit into the NBA.


What the fuck…just like some kids are destined to be doctors…why not question that some are to use their athletic gifts…and to capitalize on them as early as possible. Its not like a CEO or anything like that.  These kids have a few years to reach their maximum earning potential…..they are a product…they gotta cash in while they are hot…Other jobs you can use your knowledge, experience, skills to help keep you moving up.  But in sports it doesn’t matter…at some point in time you start slowing down…and you start getting outplayed…and then you’re done.


Keeping on the basketball point…I predict the Wizards to make the playoffs next year….but it hinges on what they do in the off-season.


Al Thorton- good young piece


They have two first round picks


Now they have some cap space


Move that disaster gilbert arenas to SG where he should be anyways


Resign Josh Howard (who is on a low anyways and is cheaper to resign that he would have been a year ago)


You still keep mike miller, young, foye, Oberto and Blatche as decent people in the rotation


If you get lucky and win the lottery you have Wall as your PG…if not you can add either a PG or C in free agency…


Dream Scenario:


PG: Wall (if not drafted pick up Duhon or Ford)  SG: Arenas SF: Howard PF: Thorton C: Tyson Chandler


That’s a pretty fucking good starting 5…and i’m not saying the wizards would run shit by any means…but that gets you into the playoffs.


I’ll FINALLY post the results of the year end tourney tomorrow….delay due to weak ass reader participation.



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