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  Bend Her Like Beckham David Beckham is known for bending balls at will all over the pitch, so we don’t consider it a stretch to assume that he’s also adept at bending his wife all over the bedroom. To be like Becks, bend your lady over an ottoman or something similar, as long as it provides a clear view of the footy match on telly, and strike away. We hear this is the position Becks and Posh used to conceive their three kids, so if you're not looking to have a little dribbler of your own, we suggest you wear a Robben. 2. The Lionel Messy Lionel Messi is widely considered the best player on the planet, with a playing style as smooth as silk and a tendency to leave his opponents in shambles. So to honor the Argentinian soccer god, lie your partner down on your finest silk sheet, grab a few cups of chimichurri, lather her up, and go at it as though you're two rabid animals covered in a parsley, minced garlic, olive oil, red wine vinegar, and red pepper flakes marinade. And, as luck would have it, you are. 3. The Hand Of God Maradona scored this famous goal with an illegal use of the hand, so as punishment, handcuff your lover to the bed, then use both hands to give her a truly religious experience. Use one hand to gently massage her clitoris while the other penetrates her vagina. If performed correctly, we assure you the results will be anything but controversial. 4. The Golden Goal Whilst now a defunct relic of football legislation — there can't have been a more satisfying feeling in football then scoring a coveted golden goal, a singular strike during extra time to break the deadlock in a tight encounter and send your team through to the next round. To mimic the epic event with your girlfriend, do the deed for a full 90 minutes while making sure not to climax. Once extra time kicks in, put a pillow under her butt, lift her hips, and bring her legs back toward her head. Now bring the victory home with a thunderous strike to finish the game off. While we tend to marvel at patient build-up play that results in a quality finish to top it all off, it’s worth remembering that hitting the back of the net is the most important thing — particularly when you’ve gone a few games without scoring. A long punt over the top to the big man can lead to exactly the same result. As much as women want a man who’ll take his time before driving home an assured finish, sometimes it’s best to bypass the fancy stuff and just satisfy her there and then. If she’s gone without a good seeing-to for a while, make sure you take advantage of her suspect defence: just lay her on the bed, pin her arms down and get down to some direct thrusting" 

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