"So you've got a big penis. Awesome. You may think that size is your best asset, but it doesn’t necessarily offer a one-way ticket to great sex. Size does matter — in that it dictates how you play the game. “If he's a larger size, especially in length, remember that most p…
"After a long, cold winter being stuck inside, it's a relief to have hilarious and ridiculous sex somewhere outrageously public. Choose your locations carefully, but without too much
"Taking It Outside It is important to take note of who may be watching, as public indecency is a mortal sin and shall be punished with embarrassing fines, jail terms, criminal convictions, and the like. Keep out of sight of kids — mom and dad will probably be offended
"In every back alley there is a dumpster. Drop down the lid, hoist her on top of it and let her legs dangle over the edge. This way, you can perform oral sex on her while standing up! The thrill and novelty of it should be enough to hide
Back Alley Bliss Locale: Back alley. This one is only for you uber-classy folks out there. Say you've been thrown out of a bar with your girlfriend for attempting to couple on the
Bushwhacker Locale: Backyard/garden. We’ve all done it — or at least wish we’d done it: Sex in the bushes reminds us of our misspent youth, curfews and naughtiness. You don’t even have to leave your property — but feel free to do it on other people's. Surely they
"Pickup Truck Pick-Me-Up Locale: The bed of a pickup truck. Wherever you are, there's going to be a pick-up truck nearby. Now, we're not necessarily advocating defiling the box of other people's pick-up trucks with your sexual antics, but if you WERE to, you'd want …
"Lumberjack Locale: The woods, naturally. Simulate sex with a tree in this position. The intermediary is your lover. She is the tree hugger, facing the tree, with her arms around it protecting the tree from your large and violent axe. Enter her from behind, and she will use her oth…