"Just for comparison, the following actions are not banned from being depicted on film in Britain, presumably because they don't pose a great enough danger to human life: Skydiving Excessive speeding Bungee jumping Actually killing people The new legislation brings online
The bigger question is, how many lives could have been saved and young minds unwarped had we not done the sensible thing and banned screen depictions of female ejaculation and facesitting beforehand? Probably tens of thousands. You'd be hard
"It seems that sitting on someone's face is now deemed a “life-endangering” activity, along with strangulation and fisting. The full list, courtesy of the Independent, is below. The final three items are the ones deemed life-
"It's about time somebody has taken a stand for public safety, and fortunately that somebody is whoever is responsible for drafting the new Audiomedia Service Regulations 2014 in Britain. Those Brits have decided that all online porn in Britain needs to abide by some tough stand…
Witch's Brew Inspired by: The Craft Wart of mute child, eye of albino newt… unless you’re Prince or Charlie Sheen, this stuff probably doesn’t turn you on. But here for Halloween is the first-ever sexy witch's brew. Though swingers would probably have an easier time accomplishi…
Pumpkin Head Inspired by: Sleepy Hollow Jack-o’-lanterns are supposed to act as guides for lost spirits in the night. But in our twisted minds, they act as beacons for downright nasty things. While your girl is painting her
The Monster Mash Inspired by: Godzilla vs. Mothra Only a blindfolded eunuch could watch Godzilla movies and not get riled up by the overwhelming sexual tension between Mothra and the radioactive lizard. That’s why we’re suggesting you and your partner try out the
"Night of the Living Dead Squirming, convulsing and moaning isn’t something that only happens at Jack in the Box — case in point: “Night of the F*cking Dead.” In this ingenious brain-dead Halloween sex position, partners start off in a standard missionary
"Sleepy Bat Inspired by: Bats* Courtesy of the public education system and some unpleasant personal experiences, we are extremely aware that it is unwise to put unprotected genitals anywhere near a sleeping bat — that is, unless, your partner has assumed the role of a blind, flyin…