Pumpkin Head Inspired by: Sleepy Hollow Jack-o’-lanterns are supposed to act as guides for lost spirits in the night. But in our twisted minds, they act as beacons for downright nasty things. While your girl is painting her
The Monster Mash Inspired by: Godzilla vs. Mothra Only a blindfolded eunuch could watch Godzilla movies and not get riled up by the overwhelming sexual tension between Mothra and the radioactive lizard. That’s why we’re suggesting you and your partner try out the
"Night of the Living Dead Squirming, convulsing and moaning isn’t something that only happens at Jack in the Box — case in point: “Night of the F*cking Dead.” In this ingenious brain-dead Halloween sex position, partners start off in a standard missionary
"Sleepy Bat Inspired by: Bats* Courtesy of the public education system and some unpleasant personal experiences, we are extremely aware that it is unwise to put unprotected genitals anywhere near a sleeping bat — that is, unless, your partner has assumed the role of a blind, flyin…
"Bobbing for Boobies Inspired by: Barb Wire Is Barb Wire a Halloween movie? Well, for the purposes of this list, you bet it is! This sex position is pretty self-explanatory: Fill up a bathtub with two or more breasts, stick your
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"The Scarecrow Inspired by: Scarecrows A little bondage never (seriously) hurt anyone, and this sex position is no different. One partner is strapped to a cross-brace and must act as if they have no skeletal system; the other partner gets to enjoy the benefits of
Tail in the Crypt Inspired by: Tales from the Crypt Let’s face it: The first thing that comes to mind when you project sexual deviancy on a high-pitched decomposing corpse is Michael Jackson; but don’t worry, our carnal take on
Grave Robber Inspired by: Cemetery Man The key to this Halloween sex position is finding a successful mix between the sexual thrill of robbery and the somewhat unappealing odor of putrid human innards. The way it works is that you wait for your girlfriend to fall asleep,
" The Ghost Rider Inspired by: Ghost Rider In general, we have a firm policy at AskMen of not allowing Nicolas Cage to even be peripherally related to our sex lives, but we're going to compromise our principles this one time. Before you start writing us letters about this one…
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